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Chapter 2 – Toshiro Hitsugaya
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors,
There's no reason for me to be such a popular character with you people. I'm simply good at my job, that's all, and personally, I'd prefer not to have all this attention. And stop saying I have "teal orbs!"
And if I'm so popular, how come so many of your fanfictions feature me being tortured?
While we're on the subject of torture, could you please not write me in a romantic relationship with Lieutenant Matsumoto? She is a competent lieutenant if, and only if, I keep after her. And if she lays off the sake. But we have a purely, and I mean purely, professional relationship.
As to the other romances:
Momo is my sister, for goodness sake. We grew up together. Of course I love her… as a sister. Let me tell you, when you've cleaned up after someone wetting the bed, you just don't, uh, think of her that way.
Ichigo? Oh, I forgot, everybody gets paired with him. But seriously… no.
Karin? Who's Karin?
Sincerely,
Captain Hitsugaya
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors,
There's no reason for me to be such a popular character with you people. I'm simply good at my job, that's all, and personally, I'd prefer not to have all this attention. And stop saying I have "teal orbs!"
And if I'm so popular, how come so many of your fanfictions feature me being tortured?
While we're on the subject of torture, could you please not write me in a romantic relationship with Lieutenant Matsumoto? She is a competent lieutenant if, and only if, I keep after her. And if she lays off the sake. But we have a purely, and I mean purely, professional relationship.
As to the other romances:
Momo is my sister, for goodness sake. We grew up together. Of course I love her… as a sister. Let me tell you, when you've cleaned up after someone wetting the bed, you just don't, uh, think of her that way.
Ichigo? Oh, I forgot, everybody gets paired with him. But seriously… no.
Karin? Who's Karin?
Sincerely,
Captain Hitsugaya
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Sounds cheesy enough? I know it does. It is not like it was my decision, it just happened. And it has been like this for a while too. But there is nothing I can do about it other than try to act naturally when I am around him and never share my real thoughts with anyone. Disaster would ensue if I did.
I am not the kind of person who shares their thoughts or the kind of person who enjoys human contact either. Nobody is surprised to know that I have only one or two friends, nor would they bother me about my love life, since it would be normal that I showed no interest in anyone else.
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On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
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On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
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And Ichigo Kurosaki
On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
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This high temperature isn't helping on making them enjoy their first – yes – first date. Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia, the two shinigamis who've shared everything from heaven and hell, the heroes of Karakura town and Soul Society and the pairing who were too oblivious on their feelings before, are now couples. Yes, it's been co
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Summary: Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble series. Suggestions welcome!
A/N: If you want to see the full series, you can find it on FFnet at [link] where I update every day or every other day. Please leave a review or suggestion on FFnet if you enjoy these drabbles!
I'm not trying to diss any pairings in these drabbles. I'm just trying to imagine what the Bleach characters themselves would say about them, and remember, there are very few canon pairings.
Those of you who have read my writing know that I am poking fun at some of the pairings (and clichés) I myself love and/or write.
So please remember not to take any of this too seriously. I promise not to put any of my own or others' pairing preferences in these drabbles. Canon pairings only, and even those may come in for some roasting.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Inspired by Horizons' Harry Potter story of the same name.
A/N: If you want to see the full series, you can find it on FFnet at [link] where I update every day or every other day. Please leave a review or suggestion on FFnet if you enjoy these drabbles!
I'm not trying to diss any pairings in these drabbles. I'm just trying to imagine what the Bleach characters themselves would say about them, and remember, there are very few canon pairings.
Those of you who have read my writing know that I am poking fun at some of the pairings (and clichés) I myself love and/or write.
So please remember not to take any of this too seriously. I promise not to put any of my own or others' pairing preferences in these drabbles. Canon pairings only, and even those may come in for some roasting.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Inspired by Horizons' Harry Potter story of the same name.
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Don't they realize that Toshiro is 11 by soul society standards before the time skip. Rangiku relationship with at the closest would a meddling Aunt. About Karin she ages faster than him so it would improbable to start a relationship even if they did meet